We blazed one day wit the bombest weed ever the best purp but anyways. We were walkin round down town and this cop asked us what we were doin i replied with a hey man u dont need to be askin us anything we didnt do shit so we just left. Later the same cop passed us as we were blazin again we ran like shit but my dumb ass butt humpin retarded friend droped the weed i went back for it he caught me awwww fuck(ok ima take a hit sec) ok ok back. He was askin me lotsa questions like are u high i siad to him no im low i got weed on me a pipe and i smell like weed but no im not high he said dont get smart ise like hahahaha im dumb if u caught me right he said one more word and ur ganna come with me ise like ewww petifile i dont want u im not a fuckin fag by this time ise in cuffs but as soon as we got down to booking i was high still but it was wearing off i said to the guy can i have my weed back my low is wearing off. He was just being an ass and said sure once u get outa prison. Some guy cut him off on the highway and he pulled the guy over he told the guy to spread em open and open up i louphed and said hahahahahahahaha u are a flaming fag he didnt respond i didnt care i went on ranting my ass off i asked the guy if he had ne weed cause the pig took mine. He didnt respond at booking the lady said are u here for arrest i lauphed and said im in cuffs being escorted and pissed off and low(high) no im coming to visit she was ugly as fuck not even jail bangable. Anyways i went on with lots more jokes and shit but ended up in a cell not any big deal i made cop piss him self so im ight